Dec 24, 2008, 02:39 AM // 02:39
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Ascalonian Squire
Join Date: Mar 2007
Guild: Tarr Babies
Profession: R/
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Merry Christmas...GW style
Here's a little something I whip up and dedicate to all my guild mates at [TBs] , all our alliance guilds and to all Guild Wars players out there especially to those who like Factions. It goes a little something like this :
Shiro the red-clothed slayer
has 2 very shiny swords.
And if you ever saw him,
you would even say he pwned.
All of the other Canthans
used to laugh and call him names.
They never let poor Shiro
join in any festive games.
Then one starry New Years Eve
A seer came to say:
"Shiro with your blade so bright,
won't you slay the king tonight ?"
Then all the people feared him
as they called for help and flee,
Shiro the red-clothed slayer,
he will make you history !
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year everyone !!
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Dec 24, 2008, 02:47 AM // 02:47
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Desert Nomad
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Cuba
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happy new year
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Dec 24, 2008, 02:52 AM // 02:52
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#3
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Ascalonian Squire
Join Date: Jul 2008
Guild: Hardmode Champion[Hm]
Profession: E/
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Great job. Kind of funny that you used a christmas song but Wintersday is not in Cantha.
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Dec 24, 2008, 02:56 AM // 02:56
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#4
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Desert Nomad
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: California
Profession: E/A
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To the tune of Jingle Bells
Kiting through the snow
With your FoW monk in RA (pronounce as ARR-AY :P)
Through the tanks we go
Healing all the way!
All of a sudden you hear
Your teammate warrior is casting flare
Oh what joy it is to fight
along side a comrade who ain't so bright
(now your thinking)
Oh my god, Oh my god
Did that warrior just cast flare?
Oh the horror that happened that night
Now he just got mauled by a bear.
Oh my god, Oh my god
I shouldn't have healed him I sworn
Oh the horror that happened that night
He just cast firestorm
Ohhh... Bad times in RA
Seasons Greetings!
Last edited by tuna-fish_sushi; Dec 24, 2008 at 02:59 AM // 02:59..
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Dec 24, 2008, 06:02 AM // 06:02
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#5
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Frost Gate Guardian
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Washington State
Profession: R/Mo
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Ha very clever Tuna. I lol'd at the ending.
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Dec 24, 2008, 07:09 AM // 07:09
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#6
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Desert Nomad
Join Date: Jul 2006
Profession: D/
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Very funny, next time do something to the tune of dreidel dreidel!
Happy Hanukkah and Kwanzaa
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Dec 24, 2008, 07:15 AM // 07:15
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#7
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Furnace Stoker
Join Date: May 2006
Profession: R/
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I lol'd, good job you two. =D
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Dec 24, 2008, 09:52 AM // 09:52
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#8
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Frost Gate Guardian
Join Date: Mar 2008
Guild: [DL]
Profession: Mo/
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hahaha Nice job you two, Happy New Year !
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Dec 24, 2008, 10:12 AM // 10:12
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#9
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: Jun 2007
Profession: E/
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Inderdaad Happy New Year and Happy Christmas
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Dec 24, 2008, 10:47 AM // 10:47
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#10
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: Mar 2008
Guild: Farming Boxes At Morning [cDx]
Profession: W/
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GG Merry Christmas All!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Dec 24, 2008, 11:27 AM // 11:27
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#11
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Lion's Arch Merchant
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Western Mass
Guild: Passionate Kiss of the cats [Kiss]
Profession: W/N
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LOL ya'll are so creative! Gotta love GW during the holidays!
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Dec 24, 2008, 11:47 AM // 11:47
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#12
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Never Too Old
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Rhode Island where there are no GW contests
Guild: Order of First
Profession: W/R
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Another contribution to the bad poetry compilation in celebration of one of our favorite festivals.
Here comes Wintersday, Here comes Wintersday
It's that time of year once more
Grenth and Dwayna, grench and snowmen
Fighting shore to shore
People questin', others restin'
Towns are friendly and light
Get your shards and wait for hats
And hope for something nice
__________________
That's me, the old stick-in-the-mud non-fun moderator. (and non-understanding, also)
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Dec 24, 2008, 12:05 PM // 12:05
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#13
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Forge Runner
Join Date: Dec 2007
Profession: E/
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Dec 24, 2008, 12:44 PM // 12:44
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#14
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Jungle Guide
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: 55° 57' 0" N / 3° 12' 0" W
Profession: N/Me
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The 12 Days of GW's Christmas
On the first day of Christmas
my true love gave to me . . .
a Rainbow Pheonix in a pear tree!
On the second day of Christmas
my true love gave to me . . .
two Black Moa's
and a Rainbow Pheonix in a pear tree!
On the third day of Christmas
my true love gave to me . . .
three Mountain Eagles
two Black Moa's
and a Rainbow Pheonix in a pear tree!
On the fourth day of Christmas
my true love gave to me . . .
four Angry Gwen's
three Mountain Eagles
two Black moa's
and a Rainbow Pheonix in a pear tree!
On the fifth day of Christmas
my true love gave to me . . .
five Golden Drops!
four Angry Gwen's
three Mountain Eagles
two Black Moa's
and a Rainbow Pheonix in a pear tree!
On the sixth day of Christmas
my true love gave to me . . .
six Heroes aggroing
five Golden Drops!
four Angry Gwen's
three Mountain Eagles
two Black Moa's
and a Rainbow Pheonix in a pear tree!
On the seventh day of Christmas
my true love gave to me . . .
seven Monks A Farming
six Heroes Aggroing
five Golden Drops!
four Angry Gwen's
three Mountain Eagles
two Black Moa's
and a Rainbow Pheonix in a pear tree!
On the eighth day of Christmas
my true love gave to me . . .
eight Runners Running
seven Monks A Farming
six Heroes Aggroing
five Golden Drops!
four Angry Gwen's
three Mountain Eagles
two Black Moa's
and a Rainbow Pheonix in a pear tree!
On the ninth day of Christmas
my true love gave to me . . .
nine Spammers Spamming
eight Runners Running
seven Monks A Farming
six Heroes Aggroing
five Golden Drops!
four Angry Gwen's
three Mountain Eagles
two Black Moa's
and a Rainbow Pheonix in a pear tree!
On the tenth day of Christmas
my true love gave to me . . .
ten Noobs ragequitting
nine Spammers Spamming
eight Runners Running
seven Monks A Farming
six Heroes Aggroing
five Golden Drops!
four Angry Gwen's
three Mountain Eagles
two Black Moa's
and a Rainbow Pheonix in a pear tree!
On the eleventh day of Christmas
my true love gave to me . . .
eleven Cryers Cryin'
ten Noobs Ragequitting
nine Spammers Spamming
eight Runners Running
seven Monks A Farming
six Heroes Aggroing
five Golden Drops!
four Angry Gwen's
three Mountain Eagles
two Black Moa's
and a Rainbow Pheonix in a pear tree!
On the twelfth day of Christmas
my true love gave to me . . .
twelve Mini Polars
eleven Cryers Cryin'
ten Noobs Ragequitting
nine Spammers Spamming
eight Runners Running
seven Monks A Farming
six Heroes Aggroing
five Golden Drops!
four Angry Gwen's
three Mountain Eagles
two Black Moa's
and a Rainbow Pheonix in a pear tree!
Happy Christmas
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Dec 24, 2008, 02:14 PM // 14:14
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#15
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Frost Gate Guardian
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Quote:
Originally Posted by tuna-fish_sushi
To the tune of Jingle Bells
Kiting through the snow
With your FoW monk in RA (pronounce as ARR-AY :P)
Through the tanks we go
Healing all the way!
All of a sudden you hear
Your teammate warrior is casting flare
Oh what joy it is to fight
along side a comrade who ain't so bright
(now your thinking)
Oh my god, Oh my god
Did that warrior just cast flare?
Oh the horror that happened that night
Now he just got mauled by a bear.
Oh my god, Oh my god
I shouldn't have healed him I sworn
Oh the horror that happened that night
He just cast firestorm
Ohhh... Bad times in RA
Seasons Greetings!
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Haha, that was pretty funny. Nice one.
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Dec 24, 2008, 06:16 PM // 18:16
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#16
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Wilds Pathfinder
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Volterra, Italy
Profession: A/
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Merry Christmas Guru!
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Dec 24, 2008, 06:27 PM // 18:27
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#17
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Jungle Guide
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: California
Guild: Shiverpeaks Search And Rescue [Lost]
Profession: Me/
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nice poetry guys! merry wintersday!
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Dec 24, 2008, 08:46 PM // 20:46
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#18
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Desert Nomad
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: S. Wales
Profession: Mo/Me
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Merry Chrintersdaymas everyone!
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Dec 24, 2008, 08:47 PM // 20:47
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#19
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Lion's Arch Merchant
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: England
Profession: Mo/W
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Awsome job guys.
Have a great Christmas and New Year all!
-Will
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Dec 25, 2008, 07:02 PM // 19:02
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#20
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: San Francisco, CA
Guild: Graduates of Berkeley
Profession: E/
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lol very clever! I want more GW limericks!
Merry Christmas All!
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